Mood: Grateful for my own house and my own bed.
Listening To: "Lasagna" by Weird Al Yankovic
Reading: Nothing. I need a good book. X___x
So, I'm back from my Stake's Youth Conference. It was a pioneer trek. Holy cow, it was hard. We had a pillowcase to fit our stuff in and a sleeping bag. The first day, we were put into a "family", then we began the hike. My family had four boys and five girls. My parents were Papa John and Mama Dee. It was the Johnson family. Ha. I didn't have to change my last name.
We pulled our handcart fifteen miles the first day. We started out at around 10:30 that morning and finished at around 10:30 that night. I couldn't believe it. Lunch was two pieces of bread, butter, jam, and a cheese stick. That's the least amount of food I've ever had for lunch, but it was the best I've ever had. It filled me up until dinner at 10:30. Dinner was a tin cup of chicken broth and rolls. I had five rolls. XD My excuse was that one roll couldn't soak up all the broth. There was plenty of rolls, obviously.
At around 8:00 the first day, we had something called the Women's Pull. The men left for the "Mormon Battalion", and a lot of the girls were crying. I didn't get it. I didn't really realize what was going on. The way I describe my thoughts is, "Hey, wait a minute. I know this is called the 'Women's Pull', but you're not gonna help us or nothing?"
My "sisters" and I got ready to pull the cart up the
steepest hill on the whole trek, and then my Mama Dee came over and asked me if I would go to another family and help them out because they only had three girls. I said of course I would and went to their handcart. JoDee Johnson and Jennifer Hopkins were the girls in the front. They are both
really tiny girls. And then it was me and this kinda chunky girl in the back. I assessed the situation with a sound mind and concluded that there was NO FRICKIN' WAY we were gonna get the cart up the hill.
We started up the hill, and we really struggled. I was pushing with all I had and the others were pulling and pushing with all they had, and even then we kept getting stuck. I began to yell out, "1, 2, 3, HAH!" and we'd push on "HAH!". Then a lady came up to me and said, "We'd like you to whisper, please." And I said, "Lady, I'm sorry, but I can't whisper. I can't expect them to hear me when I whisper. I'm gonna yell." And then she walked away and I called out "1, 2, 3, HAH!" again. We were almost to the top when I started to burn out. I felt like I could not do it anymore. And then we were at the top. Men and boys were lined up on either side, giving us an aisle to walk through. I was crying, and I looked up at one of my "brothers" and I saw that he was crying. All of them were crying. They had their hats over their hearts, and they were crying. It strengthened me, and I began to push with all I had again. As we left the top of the hill, boys and men from our families were peeling off and walking next to us. They weren't allowed to help, but just having them walk by us helped. We got down the hill and started up the second one, and a woman in white (symbolizing an angel) began to help us push up the hill. I began to sob, and I felt so relieved. Then halfway up the hill, the angel was replaced with a man. He was huge, and even with him the hill was hard.
I didn't understand. How could just four girls take a handcart up a huge hill by themselves, then start on a smaller hill with a strong guy and have it be harder? I know that we were helped by something other than ourselves. I know that God had a hand in it. Say what you want, but I know that my church is true.
When we were on the smaller hill, it started to rain pretty hard. We finally got to the top, and I was shaking and JoDee hugged me and cried and was thanking me for helping them. The thing I couldn't believe was that she's a cheerleader. She doesn't associate with people like me. And here she was, crying and thanking me.
When all of the groups got to the top and we gathered around and began to sing "Come, Come, Ye Saints", the rain stopped and a huge rainbow came out. It may sound corny, but it was beautiful.
That first night, we slept under the stars. I remember my head hitting my "pillow" (it was my coat) and then nothing else. The next morning we had scones for breakfast. They were so good. We pulled the cart only five miles, then came to our camp at lunchtime. We ate, then set up a shelter and bummed around for about an hour. Then we played family games like tug-o-war and stuff. It was fun. Finally, it was time for our chicken chase.
See, the thing was that we had to kill and prepare a chicken for our dinner. So, all of the families stood in a tight circle, shoulder to shoulder, and two representatives from each family were blindfolded and put in the middle of the circle. Of course, me being me, I was one of our reps. So we waited, and it was kinda scary because I'm afraid of the dark. And then I heard this "bawk" and I realized that the chickens were out. Someone yelled go, and I took three steps forward, and my foot hit something soft. I heard another little "bawk" and had a spaz. I reached down, put one hand underneath the chicken, and held him by the neck with the other.
These were retarded Miracle-Gro chickens. They are bred to grow fast, so in their mind, they're still chicks. XD
So, we prepared our chicken... I'll keep the gory details to myself, thanks. X3
It rained while we were cooking our chicken, so we huddled underneath our tarp and waited for the chicken to cook. When it was almost done, we blessed the food, and the rain stopped. We went and ate, and I've decided that it was some of the best I've ever had.
We had a hoedown later that night, and a caller came with speakers and stuff and set them up in a field. We learned how to square dance and polka, then we did the "Boot Scootin' Boogie". Awesome possum.
The next day was our Sabbath, so we could have the whole experience, you know, and I had to speak in Relief Society. I got up there and winged a two-minute talk. XD
Finally, on the last day, we hiked five miles and finally got on the bus. We got home and I took an hour-long shower and washed off my dirt tan. I have a mondo sunburn, and my nose is peeling. My mom called me a tomato. XD
So that's where I've been for the past four days, and I had a blast.